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Greta’s Junkyard by Gretchen Gatan

Greta’s Junkyard is a lifestyle blog and online shop by Gretchen Gatan. She’s a writer and editor based in Metro Manila, Philippines. Gretchen is currently the managing editor of a parenting magazine and the co-founder of Mama Jessie’s Kesong Puti. Writing is her passion, and this blog serves as a creative outlet where she can write about beauty, fashion, travel, food, lifestyle, home, motherhood, and pet care. Greta’s Junkyard has literally been a dumpsite of her favorite things since 2013!

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